asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via welcometotheworldoffandoms)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via dimplesfordays)

ghirahimvevo:

absolutedespairs:

absolutedespairs:

i just want white hair without having to be 40 years olddd

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i see two paths stretched in front of me

(Source: necrophade, via potter-00-the-final-airbender)